I'm at the largest college football tailgate. Ever. AMA all day.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/09/2016 at 05:49 • Filed to: Camplopnik

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To make it auto related... IT’S AT BRISTOL BABY. Go Vols.


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 06:38

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It’s 6:38 AM.

How drunk are you?


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > LongbowMkII
09/09/2016 at 07:42

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Not at all actually. Had a few while setting up late last night then hit the hay. I always wake up early when I’m camping though (like 4:45 this morning). I can live off of 4 and a half hours of sleep when I’m camping apparently.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 07:43

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what’s a tailgate?


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/09/2016 at 07:44

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It’s the part of a truck bed that folds down. Also is a word for hanging out before a football game. Move to the south and find out the greatness.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 07:50

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I’m in the southern hemisphere already, can’t get a whole lot more south.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/09/2016 at 07:55

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Oh you actually don’t know what a tailgate is! I thought that was sarcasm. I’m in the Southern U.S. and before American Football games (and really any sporting event) people get together and consume adult beverages and hang out until the game starts. Its fun. With big events like The Battle at Bristol and NASCAR races people will get there days ahead and camp near the site of the match/race. Its fun.


Kinja'd!!! Nerd-Vol > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 08:09

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What is the signature cocktail?


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Nerd-Vol
09/09/2016 at 08:13

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Dos Equis, Mimosas, and Kirkland Light.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 08:14

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I’ve heard it mentioned in things a few times, is it normally for big events like playoffs and such? or any excuse for a piss-up?


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/09/2016 at 08:16

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All of the above haha. My college stadium holds 102,455 people so it’s always a big deal when there are home games but people will “pregame” anything. Its like a tailgate but for a non-sporting event.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 08:28

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I think it’s crazy that a college football game will draw a crowd bigger than the fucking olympics. or any other Football/Soccer stadium in the world (except for Pyongyang but that’s a different story)

I think the drunkest I’ve ever been at a sporting event was at a Bathurst 1000, and the drinking only really started a day before the cars started.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/09/2016 at 08:31

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The game I’m going to tomorrow is at Bristol Motor Speedway. They’re expecting around 150,000. It’ll be the biggest college football game ever.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 08:55

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Rocking my polo to work today. Rocky top!

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Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 09:06

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that’s insane. My national rugby team is playing tomorrow night and the capacity is only 52,500


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/09/2016 at 09:19

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Just the campsite I’m staying at is expecting over 1000 RVs, trailers, and tents.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Matt Nichelson
09/09/2016 at 09:22

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You making it up for a game this year?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 09:48

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You’re tailgating wrong. ;)


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > LongbowMkII
09/09/2016 at 10:14

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Not saying I didn’t start the day off with a coffee... but I didn't.


Kinja'd!!! Nerd-Vol > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 10:23

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If Tennessee lays an egg on Saturday, will you be driving to Knoxville to burn a mattress?


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 10:43

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would you say that it is... in-tents?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 11:08

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Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 12:56

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We’re certainly gonna try to. Got some other things going on right now though so just have to wait and see.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Nerd-Vol
09/09/2016 at 13:06

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Last week drained me of my ability to burn anything


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/09/2016 at 13:07

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That has always been my favorite dad joke.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > LongbowMkII
09/09/2016 at 13:08

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Fat tire and buscuits and gravy go well together.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Matt Nichelson
09/09/2016 at 13:13

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If you make it up you have a beer on me.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
09/09/2016 at 18:47

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Sounds like a plan!